Sex Toys in the South - Alabama, Georgia and Texas Laws Banning Sale of Adult Toys

A number of states in the southern United States have laws relating to the legality of selling sex toys, or counties within them that somehow try to restrict the sale of sex toys to residents.

Rather than giving a rational reason for these bans, these states communities often try to keep adult toys out for 'moral' reasons, often catering to the demands of extremist christian groups who want to enforce their moral views with laws.

In all of these communities there resides individuals who have a healthy natural interest in sexual activity and want to enjoy a good orgasm. Some of these men and women like the idea of using sex toys to aid in their private sex lives, and aren't interested in having social conservatives with a fear of intercourse dictate how they can pleasure themselves.

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Fighting Back Against the Morality Police:
While these areas may have bylaws and tactics designed to keep sex toy shops out of town, you can still use them without breaking any laws. Just hop on the internet and you have a plethora of sex toy stores online that are happy to deliver to your town, and to your door discreetly.

If you just have problems in your county, but toys are tolerated just up the road (you know, the county with all the sodomites?) you can just take a little trip up there.

Talk about it! Get it out there in a conversation that you think local sodomy laws are idiotic.

Living well is the best revenge! This a call to arms! Arm yourself with the best vibrator you can afford! Buy a dildo so huge and covered in veins that your local religious groups would go blind if they beheld it. Break free of the shackles and bonds of religious BS and buy yourself that pocket pussy with the vibrating asshole, then glue it to the rear bumper of your truck next to that Darwin 'fish-with-legs' decal. Be vulgar at restaurants frequented by church folk and god fearing republicans .

If you live in Alabama, Georgia or Texas, we free peoples encourage you to fight for your right to experience powerful, loud ORGASM(s) with a sex toy! Screw local conservatives, law enforcement and disrict attorneys - do what you want to, speak your mind and FIGHT 'moral' right wing church groups, circumvent their supposed moral authority, start organizations of like-minded liberals.

Major metropolitan towns might have sex toys here and there billed as novelties or educational aids.

The larger the population, the better chance you have of finding a store with some kind of adult products billed in such a way as to skirt the laws designed to keep them out.

If you know of a location with some kind of adult product selection in any of these towns, send us an email and I'll create a list of sex toy sightings.


  • Birmingham
  • Montgomery
  • Mobile
  • Huntsville
  • Tuscaloosa
  • Hoover
  • Dothan
  • Decatur
  • Auburn
  • Gadsden
  • Florence
  • Madison


  • Atlanta (state capital)
  • Augusta
  • Savannah
  • Columbus
  • Macon
  • Athens
  • Albany
  • Valdosta
  • Brunswick
  • Dalton
  • Gainesville
  • Hinesville
  • Rome
  • Warner Robins


  • DallasFort WorthArlington
  • DallasPlanoIrving
  • Fort WorthArlington
  • HoustonSugar LandBaytown
  • San Antonio
  • AustinRound Rock
  • El Paso
  • McAllenEdinburgMission
  • Corpus Christi
  • BeaumontPort Arthur
  • BrownsvilleHarlingen
  • KilleenTempleFort Hood
  • Lubbock
  • Amarillo
  • Waco
  • Laredo
  • Longview
  • BryanCollege StationTyler
  • Abilene
  • Wichita Falls
  • Texarkana
  • Odessa
  • Midland
  • ShermanDenison
  • Victoria
  • San Angelo

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