Soup to Nut-Sack: Nasty Lists About Annoying Gits

Over the years, talking in various forums around the internet, I've noticed something - lots of things - but one thing I've noticed in particular is that humans like to bitch about stuff. Maybe it's related to the truism that satisfied customers are satisfied and quiet, unhappy customers are cranky and loud, and bitch to anyone who will listen.

I'm a mean, cranky human too, I'm a dissatisfied customer, unhappy with the product known as pop culture. Actually it's more than just celebrities and wanna-bes - politicians are something people love to bitch about, something I love to bitch about - so I guess it's pop culture and "society" or "everything" that gives us, and me, so much to complain about, so much golden material.

Everyone has their flaws, hey I'm chock full of them, but celebrities choose to partake in enterprises that plaster their faces all over the media, their mouths flapping around and sometimes making sense, but as often as not just spewing deluded, self centered drivel. These days there's too many shots to take, it's a target rich environment!

Anyway, speaking of drivel and , here's my handy lists of people's suck related issues - I'll be adding more, and more, and more.

SUCKS! - the lists...

  1. Paris Hilton Sucks
  2. Lindsay Lohan Sucks Too
  3. Madonna and the Sucking

One more thing...

The Nut-Sacks for Chins: People are going to ask me - what's with the bags and scrotes where normal chins should be? The idea here is to use images granted to the public domain - and modify them a little for my own immature amusement, in the name of satirical fun. The inspiration being that these folks have spent so much time busily sucking, that their chins are becoming nut-sacks from being in such close proximity to a sack all the time (in the case of some, quite literally!).
I call it Nut-Sack Osmosis Syndrome - or NSOS for short. I should start a charity, huh! Many, but not all of these pages include a picture of a celebrity sporting their NSOS.

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Ian Coverdale has been contributing humor to the web since the time before people were colonizing Uranus. He's now involved heavily in bouncing dirty streams of Wi-Fi off of Uranus.


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